Faust's Hemnest Apparel
Fool you not Black Tee
Fool you not Black Tee
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Product Description
Product Description
Sure, meditation apps tell you to breathe, but we know you are just scrolling memes while holding it together by a thread. Featuring a zen mascot in full fake serenity, this tee is the crown for the best actors in everyday survival. Faust’s Hemnest humor at its finest: peace is optional, pretending is mandatory.
• 100% carded cotton
• Fabric weight: 7.1 oz. /yd. ² (240 g/m²)
• Garment-dyed, pre-shrunk fabric
• Boxy, oversized fit
• Dropped shoulders
• Wide neck ribbing
• Tear-away label
• Blank product sourced from China
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Age restrictions: For adults
EU Warranty: 2 years
Other compliance information: Meets the lead, phthalates and flammability level requirements.
In compliance with the General Product Safety Regulation (GPSR), Oak inc. and SINDEN VENTURES LIMITED ensure that all consumer products offered are safe and meet EU standards. For any product safety related inquiries or concerns, please contact our EU representative at gpsr@sindenventures.com. You can also write to us at 123 Main Street, Anytown, Country or Markou Evgenikou 11, Mesa Geitonia, 4002, Limassol, Cyprus.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | SLEEVE LENGTH (inches) | |
| S | 27 ¾ | 39 | 9 |
| M | 29 ⅛ | 43 | 9 ½ |
| L | 30 ½ | 47 | 9 ½ |
| XL | 31 ⅞ | 51 | 10 ¼ |
| 2XL | 33 ¼ | 55 | 10 ⅝ |
| 3XL | 34 | 59 | 11 |
| LENGTH (cm) | CHEST (cm) | SLEEVE LENGTH (cm) | |
| S | 70.5 | 99 | 23 |
| M | 74 | 109.2 | 24 |
| L | 77.5 | 119.4 | 24 |
| XL | 81 | 129.5 | 26 |
| 2XL | 84.5 | 139.7 | 27 |
| 3XL | 86.5 | 149.9 | 28 |
Shipping & Returns
Shipping & Returns
We currently ship within Israel and select international locations. Orders are processed within 24 hours and usually ship within 14 business days. Returns are accepted within 30 days (14 days for EU customers) for unused items in their original condition. Contact info@fausthemnest.com to start a return.
Materials
Materials
Our products are crafted from premium materials for a soft feel and long lasting wear. Every print is made with high quality, durable inks that hold their look wash after wash. From T shirts to hoodies, caps, and beanies, each piece is designed with comfort, durability, and style in mind.
Care Instructions
Care Instructions
Machine wash cold, inside out, with similar colors. Use mild detergent and avoid bleach. Tumble dry low or hang to dry, and avoid ironing directly on prints. For best results, wash this item in cold water with similar colors and use a mild detergent to preserve the fabric's quality.
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